Fart

The soft cry of the turd trapped — inside of you trying to escape. —Often leaves a smell of what u recently have eaten mixed with the smell of your trapped turd baby
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My fart smelled so bad that my sister insisted on taking me to the doctor to get checked out.

by A random, unknown person October 20, 2017

Fart

When someone farts in your face

When someone farts

by darktrillwords97 January 17, 2020

Fart

A toxic green cloud of a disgusting smell usually from your friends to publish you

Kyle: farts**
Mike:AYYY I KNOW THAT FART FROM ANYWHERE, what's up Kyle, also what did I do to you stop punishing me

by Oof_Llama1105 February 24, 2019

Fart

(The christchurch push)

(The christchurch push) is when you both

Spread your checks with your partner or girlfriend and fart into someone else's anus

by Kiwifreaks October 22, 2019

Fart

A large explosion of stank in the universe causing a great black hole

Boy 1: I farted in math class we all died
Boy 2:*dead*

by Bananamarishkahogata September 23, 2015

Fart

Throwing four darts at once

"You want your fart to spread across the whole world"
-Rhett McLaughlin

by SUSCREAMY October 01, 2017

fartes

1- the word "Bartes" with an f instead of a b.
2- know it all with a little bitchiness on the side (best used as insult by adding to end of first name)

you- can i copy your spanish?
girl- uhm, like no?
you- *mumbles* stupid girlfartes.

by chelsea&deven April 30, 2008