Stone-ranger

i am THE stone ranger! for somebody that smokes alot of weed on their own like lone ranger....e.w

crystal: hey you comming for smokes 2nite??
emily.w: naa, im good, staying in 2nite, being a STONE-RANGER

by emily wigs it May 4, 2012

Ranger Shul'n

Out doing man shit in the woods while your friends play Battlefield 3.

"Yo dawg wanna pawn some n00bz this weekend?"
"Sorry bro, I'm Ranger Shul'n and don't have time for your pussy interwebz game."

by l33tz December 2, 2011

Poon Ranger

Someone seeks, and attains, lots lof poon. When a poon ranger aquires a target he/she swiftly acts upon it and gets poon.
Must have high conversion rate, otherwise this is just desperation.

Dude you're such a poon ranger!

by ActuallyAnna March 14, 2011

armchair ranger

The type of asshat who sits there and says "Oh yeah, I would have done this. Or done it that way. This person has never been in any situation at all so therefore they have no authority to comment on anything.

Hey man I heard you got shot at the other day. Yeah. Well what did you do. Well I got down and tried to get out of the way and not get fucking shot. Well I would have stood up and shot back. Shut the fuck up you armchair ranger. You don't know and you will never know what to do. All you do is sit on your ass and specualate.

by pantyteamaster October 21, 2010

lone ranger

a single white circle thing left behind while playing the best game ever, pac man.

"oh no allie, there's a lone ranger. we have to go back for him. Watch out for Blinky and Sue!"

by Helen Williams January 2, 2008

Ranger Paper

The one sheet of toilet paper issued in a US Military MREs (Meals Ready to Eat). When you take a shit you push the paper over your strong hand index finger then wipe your ass with your finger. After wiping take pull the paper off your finger to clean it.

After a cold Beans and Franks MRE I had to take a runny shit. Thankfully I had not thrown away my Ranger Paper.

by take's a lick'n September 19, 2009

nazi ranger

a character from the super smash bros. 64 game. one who when is put on level 9, is a bitch to defeat. the most recognizable nazi rangers are as followed: Samus, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Ness, Link.

boy: well i just killed jigglypuff and luigi...all that's left is ness.

-ness keeps using shield and attacking with hammers-

boy: FUCKING NAZI RANGER!

by patrickL October 18, 2008