Wash the poodles

'Wash the poodles' is a term synonymous with a man being whipped, where he is forced to do mundane and often emasculating tasks for the sake of tang.

Guy 1: Why did stu bail so early lastnight?

Guy 2: No idea, he probably had to wash the poodles.

by good guy friend October 4, 2012

poodle to yo noodle

a gun to your head.

Gangy 1: I put the poodle to yo noodle now you drippin red sauce.
Gangy 2: Ong.

by sexecutive October 28, 2023

Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.

"I love you poodle bumps".

by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009

shoshiee poodles

use when you are trying to tell your class of high school students to shut up

oi! shoshiee poodles!

by shaunz@schl February 13, 2018

Fuzzy Poodle

A male with a beard that is permed giving oral to a woman with a permed bush.

I fuzzy poodled your mom until that dog got a bath.

by LandoC. March 29, 2019

Poodle perm

A perm created by rolling each hair section with extra fine pipe cleaners. Using 3rd degree heat for an exaggerated period of time to set these narrow tunnels in the hair.

“Yo, dawg! Check out that poodle perm on the old bag that drives this old Cadillac and won’t get out that way!”

by BabySisWeeks December 6, 2020

Thirsty poodle

When your labia sticks out slightly more like the tongue of a thirsty poodle

My thirsty poodle is tucked away

by Rachel e Henderson June 16, 2018