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Nelson

adj. someone who is whipped or easily influnced by the female sex
Stop being a Nelson, and don't do her chart homework for her
by Coolkid34 May 18, 2006
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Nelson's Column

A euphemism for Admiral Horatio Nelson's penis.
The British chose to honor their fallen admiral by erecting a giant, stone column for him.

Nelson's column is a prominent feature in the London sky. (Also, in his pants.)
by RageofMarat September 26, 2011
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jack nelson

The Pengest Boy You'll Ever Meet, Sex Magnet, Extremely Large Penis
by MC BigPenis September 19, 2016
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nelson

to be beast and to poun all while being off your medications.
bro you're such a nelson at dead island.
by jakXIII January 10, 2012
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Nelson

Small city in the upper south island of New Zealand. Known for an intolerance causing chemical in the water. Symptoms include racisim, bigotry, middle-class social climbing, and the complete inability to undertand anything that defies instant explanation.

Also know for the "sun tax" where employers believe they live in such a desirable location that they can get away with paying the lowest wages in the country.
Hi I'm from Nelson, New Zealand. I vote right wing and love to give people unwanted advice and unwelcome comments!
by Ex-Nelsonian August 23, 2012
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neshaminy

Shit hole with lots of fights. Full of slurs and fuck boys
Neshaminy is legit Porn
by PS3UDONYMfjdjxjcn April 24, 2017
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neshat

1. A desert creature bearing resemblance to a mouse of a rat, a desert shrew.
2. An Iranian Made: Weapon of Mass Destruction, Atomic Bomb, or Dirty Bomb.
3. A loud and scratchy, usually irritating sound
4. The unimaginable explosion of sound associated with an Atomic Bomb.
5. The act of excreting feces.
6. An Iranian Princess.
1. Elephants are startled by rats, mice and neshats
2. The United States believes Iran has at least 1 neshat, and considers it’s neshat to be a great threat to the free world.
3. Boy *scratches nails against chalkboard* Teacher: “Stop making such a neshat”
4. August 6th 1945, Hiroshima: Survivors can distinctly remember the deafening neshat that followed the explosion.
5. “Uh Oh, mommy I just neshat on the floor” said the boy.
6. According to eye witnesses, one of the few remaining Neshats has fled Iran and has been spotted in Dubai, United Arab Emirates; Barcelona, Spain; and Irvine, California.
by Jake A. September 22, 2008
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