Get the Ny-mazing mug.What to do in nys (not nyc) written by a local resident and travel guide. Nothing, get high, get laid, shut up and enjoy over 1 million restrictions and laws that allow you to do nothing. Party all day and waste all the little money you get working three jobs. FUCK DEM KIDS. You didn’t want them anyways, and now you’re paying over 3000 dollars every 6 months to keep you’re cranky menopausal ex wife quiet while you finance over 60 thousand dollars for a new Ram 1500 crew cab with a long bed that you’ll never use for what it’s made for and drive 50 miles per hour in the fast lane because you’re so damn drunk and high that you can barely stand without breaking a knee cap. It’s nys after all enjoy the scenic views that only last 3 weeks and get ready to pay too much for heating and oil for 6 months. The hawks nest highway catskill mountains. Niagara Falls, and the beautiful lake George resort are my favorites.
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-Why do you live in Oceanside, NY?
-It’s the only place I could afford in Long Island that is still mostly white.
-It’s the only place I could afford in Long Island that is still mostly white.
by NoonelikesOceanside March 3, 2023
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Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.
Hot, smexy guy: nah.(Rosa parks, 1951) no guy in Oxford is hot. The girls are all tens tho.
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