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Marcus Cobley

A person who is nice at times apart from when he goes to the zoo, where he starts hitting on all the zebras and monkeys. His thing is tiny so he can only do it with dogs.
Oh look! It’s a Marcus Cobley
by Abcs123aimmgonnamligmay April 24, 2019
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Miami Marcus

If you get a boner when watching Lebron James in a Miami Heat jersey
Man I got a hectic Miami Marcus when I was watching "The Decision" reruns last night
by Miami Marcus January 30, 2018
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Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.
Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.
by The elusive MP March 24, 2022
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Marcus Bird

The all time ultimate person known on the planet.
Hung like a horse similar to a normal Marcus, but slightly more power behind horse!

If you have a Marcus, you got yourself a Winner,
If you have a Marcus Bird, you will only soar in overall success.
"Your names Marcus Bird isn't it?"
*"How do you know?"
"We all know!"

"How good is Marcus Bird?"
^ STUPID QUESTION
by Mcus77 January 18, 2012
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marcus holloway

MARCUS FROM WATCH DOGS 2 ISTHE BEST FICTIONAL BLACK MAN TO EVER WALK THIS FUCKING PLANET, HE SHUTS DOWN EVIL BILLIONAIRES, HE KILLS, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
P1:I'm playing watch dogs 2
P2:DUDE US FUCKING MARCUS HOLLOWAY :0
by Mr.Bruhaps August 8, 2021
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jaquan marcus

A man that will pay u 10 dollars to lick his black assets
Jaquan Marcus asked me to lick his black ass
by Jwnbahabs April 11, 2016
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Marcus White

That guy always gets shot down by her, what a Marcus White lol.
by Baustin_DKC June 15, 2020
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