The Abraham Lincoln

When you nut on the back of someone's head and then try to escape the movie theater without getting caught.

"I did the Abraham Lincoln on a girl yesterday!"

"What?"

by MemeBuster3641 October 29, 2021

abe lincoln

when you jizz on your partner, (or unconcious friends) face and then proceed to shave off yours or their pubic hair and apply it to their semen covered area, thus resembling a beard. to add to the "abe lincoln" effect, then take a large dump on their head to reveal the form of a top hat.

That bitch sam gave me a hefty turkish hammer so i knocked the muppet out and proceeded to give him the abe lincoln look

by Shem Clarke October 2, 2006

abe lincoln

When a black chick is giving you head, and after you blow your load you say "You're free to go."

I gave that bitch a bit of the ol' Abe Lincoln last night.

by John Cocks February 16, 2007

linux

An OS that rarely crashes, runs on most hardware (yes, even that 486 you can get cheap from a blowout sale), and is the thing the Beast of Redmond (Microsoft) fears most. It's also the cheapest OS you'll ever buy.

Once switching to Linux, I never looked back.

by Derleth September 5, 2002

linuxgasm

When you successfully do something in linux and you get so excited you have to change your underwear.

Oh my gosh, I just finished mounting my RAID, and it is so good I just had a linuxgasm. I think I need a cigarette.

by eidlyn February 1, 2013

Lincoln Way Central

A place in the south suburbs of Chicago that’s full of drugs and is probably older than you. The bathrooms are the most traversed place in the school and they would always smell of mangoes or mint vapor if it wasn’t for the 20 year old piss stained walls. If Lincoln Way Central wasn’t

the first high school building in the district then it would’ve been shut down long ago and Lincoln Way North would be standing proud. It’s a wonder how it not shut down yet due to some health violation

Person 1: Hey do you know what Lincoln Way Central Is?
Person 2: Isn’t a place that’s full of druggies?
Person 1: Yeah, it’s said you can smell Juul pods wherever you are in the school.
Person 2: Wow it sounds like a horrible place.
Person 1: It sounds like a horrible place because it is!

by Last First February 21, 2020

linux

Linux's nature is very stable, reliable and secure and opensource, so its easily configurable to suite the needs of the user/organiSation.

Due to these natures linux is best for productive, technical, work.

This includes;

*Serving
*Programming
*Hacking

Linux is not meant for the "average Joe" that just wants to check his hotmail or someone that wants to see his friends over msn webcam.

However, because of the nature of most (all) linux distros developers have made many different kinds of apps and games available to linux.

A technical user that understands linux can do the same things you can do on windows (even run windows apps with wine).

People that don't understand linux, and have negative comments usually refer to linux distros as versions. They are used to microsoft windows having good and bad versions. Whilst linux is an os kernel developed by people in their free time and not a huge company that decides to release their software for free, with different sites for each version and lots of http and ftp downloads on .edu servers.

i
I COULDN'T INSTALL LINUX. WTF IS A KERNEL IMAGE, BARRE.I !??!?.

HMMMMM...I'M GOING TO FORUMS AND URBANDICTIONARY AND USE CAPITAL LETTERS AND SWEAR WORDS TO TELL EVERYONE HOW STUPID THE LINUX COMPANY IS.

by DemonStudios June 1, 2005