Landon is a charming man with a smile that can light up the room. Landon is very caring and sympathetic, but still always manages to have a good time. Another thing that attracts the ladies to Landon is his tendency to have a big penis, length and girth.
Girl: Damn look at that guy over there! So dreamy!
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
Girls Grandmother: Oh I know, darling, I slept with him! His name is Landon.
by sixtynine ways to eat April 27, 2020
Get the Landonmug. He is a big sexy man with a giant cock, so damn sexy and awsome. Tall asf and baddie. Call him daddy tierone
Landon is daddy
by Daddy tierone November 16, 2023
Get the Landonmug. by mikalqndonlqndon eltz March 12, 2017
Get the landon eltzmug. the express removal of any post containing evidence or statements by an individual (most especially screenshots) that, while technically possible, depict a scenario that is so extremely unlikely nobody should ever spend any time contemplating it. Ever.
by landoning September 3, 2019
Get the Landoning a postmug. Landon is an overall nice guy who will do almost anything for a select few whom he knows and regaurds as friends, he is slways seemingly happy around friends but he has secrets that very few know about. He is alwat good at keeping secrets good or bad, you deffinitly should be in his friend group. He also is slightly Emo, and has some of the Emo tendancys(self harm)
#1: that guy over there is always sticking up fir thise people
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
#2: yeah i noticed he must be a Landon
by DR_PROXY May 5, 2018
Get the Landonmug. did you mean to spell "landen" if so he is the coolest guy and everyone likes him and thinks he is funny
by Coolguy4848 February 1, 2022
Get the landonmug. A person with brown eyes and blonde hair. He normally rides in cars for fun. He is normally is gay.He enjoys watching memes and making YouTube videos. He normally is found saying oh Billy and what are you doing in my swamp. Landon is a good friend but flirts with all expecially his mom. He is fun and very funny. And he is normally a Jake Pauler
Landon:What are you doing in my swamp
by Gucci-Gang-Slayer March 7, 2018
Get the Landonmug.