A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
by M-Belks April 05, 2009
That guy who thinks hes way better than you usually has a juul a lettuce hairstyle an Iphone and airpods.
by Lord_Headass March 30, 2019
by bigmomfucker69 July 22, 2021
My one true love. The one that got away. The one I keep hoping comes back! Chad makes every woman fall in love with him after just a few days of being around him. He wrote me the most romantic message one time and then just fell off the face of the planet never to be seen again. By anyone except HER. The other woman that is, the one who cares only about herself, her cats and her selfish desires. Chad made me only attracted to older men with his sexy self and he really raised the bar for what I will accept in a relationship. I'll either hold out for Chad or an exact replica, whichever actually happens. I'll leave it up to fate to decide!
by Who he's supposed to be with July 01, 2021
Friends: C’mon Chad! Shots!
Chad: Nah, I will in a few minutes.
*two hours later*
Chad still hasn’t taken any shots.
Chad: Nah, I will in a few minutes.
*two hours later*
Chad still hasn’t taken any shots.
by Browncracka March 13, 2021
The region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Girl: 'I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.'
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
by Chaint. August 17, 2022
somenplace in asia probanbly i don't fucking know
who the fuck even calls a country chad anyway
retards
who the fuck even calls a country chad anyway
retards
by ElusiveShadow December 21, 2018