Gospel of Blunt

The belief shared by some pot smokers that a blunt is the most enjoyable and efficient way of smoking their drug of choice.

When my friends at college insisted on smoking their chronic out of a pipe, I had to teach them a little something about the Gospel of Blunt.

Father Tom's firey sermons on the Gospel of Blunt could turn even the most heathenous of joint-junkies into a beleiver.

by THHHZZZZZZ January 20, 2009

mendo blunt

a marijuana cigar rolled with a paper made from hash

im gonna puff on dis mendo blunt right now cuddy

by pimp pep December 5, 2011

Girl Blunt

A blunt rolled by a girl, sold by a girl, hit by a girl, etc.

"This shit is a girl blunt, I only smoke girl blunts" - Leikeili47

by b00b00thaf00l December 16, 2019

bum blunts

blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll

man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt

man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier

by lalalalalalalallallalalallalal November 10, 2009

Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011

Aloha Blunts

When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'

Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!

by TTACREVILO October 6, 2010

blunt

fat sack o' weed (also look up fatty)

i was smokin a fat blunt

by Kottonman April 11, 2003