An unincorporated town about an hour away from Denver, set deep into the foothills, and at a marginally lower altitude than Conifer. This is the place to go if you live in the city and want cheap camping for your oversized RV, just as long as you're willing to deal with unexpected gunshots and bearded confederates who believe in Bigfoot. Without exception, the only people who elect to live in Bailey are Texan hunters, elitist Christians, severely racist and homophobic teenagers (whose behavior is excused only because their parents raised them up that way), and military moms.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
"Sorry, I can't. I live in Bailey, CO."
"Dude, I was in Bailey the other day and I saw this old guy with a Nazi symbol tattooed on his arm."
"Dude, I was in Bailey the other day and I saw this old guy with a Nazi symbol tattooed on his arm."
by little mister sunshine November 15, 2018
Get the Bailey, COmug. My beautiful pansexual baby !! She's one of the cutest beans you'll ever see in your life !
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by istanmyself June 11, 2020
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Get the Bailey Smithmug. I young body builder that masturbates at the park with young children, he usually like to eat sausages and rice. he cant help but perv on girls at the local park.
by vcdxv dfvcd sfrbqr21 March 2, 2017
Get the bailey poulosmug. A name for a guy who likes rocks getting thrown at his head. He is a nice guy and usually wears glasses but can be a massive rock grabber. He usually calls places like Taco Bell Indian food and is also known as GeoDude from Pokemon. Sometimes he can be really smart but other times he can be a big fat spack.
Watch out for the rocks its James Bailey!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!
James Bailey will take these rocks in a minute if you do not be careful!
by ihitfatdabs May 5, 2019
Get the James Baileymug. A Bailey Duff is a thing that is ugly and weird it doesn't identify as a human so it's called it and it's a special kind off thing. The are also in love with Colby Brocks and Tom Hollands
by Skkrt skkrt November 3, 2019
Get the Bailey Duffmug.