millimeterpeter

a penis thats only a millimeter(smallest unit in the metric system) long. insult used by canadians

look at that millimeterpeter if you needed to give that guy a blowjob you would need a magnifying glass and a straw

by the_wizard May 30, 2006

billimeter

1. An Extremely small measurement.

2. An expression to describe a very close call.

"Dude, you were like a billimeter away from hitting that car".

by Erik of Aurora August 22, 2008

2 millimeter defeater

a way to describe a small dick even tho in reality it’s huge

Girl :your dick is huge” You: “Yeah i know i got that 2 millimeter defeater”

by 2 millimeter defeater May 7, 2022

millimeter peter

is a small penis: all Jewish and most Arabs have them.

Jews and Arabs all have millimeter peters.

by Mitch May 13, 2005

2 millimeter defeater

an erection especially an embarrassing one you get in class

"why does the 2 millimeter defeater have to be active during school" KJDAMAYNE

by uwuga January 13, 2022

Millimeter peter eater

A person, one millimeter in height, whom consumes male genitalia.

Dude, Jimmy, your new friend Steven is pretty short. He's like only one millimeter tall, and he keeps biting my peter. Oh ya, don't worry about him, he's just a millimeter peter eater.

by Daniel M. Baker March 23, 2008

Silly Millimeter Longer

that which an uncircircumcized male thinks is what allows himself to pleasure a woman more effectively.

That Guido has a stinky Cheesy bellend. And why don't Frenchies shower themselves more often? It's not like I can FEEL that gigantic (sarcasm) extra MILLIMETER, it's a silly millimeter longer, ya UNCUT Eurofag.

by Big Gay Al(ien) February 14, 2019