watering your grandma’s garden

A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone

When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden

by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019

Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

shot your grandma

I shot this guys grandma

Him: W-What happened??
Me: Shot your grandma hahaha
Him: *kills self*

by Séan Miller February 2, 2022