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Party Waffler

A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?

Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
by The mad shatter September 28, 2018
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Cookie Waffler

Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.

Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️
David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."

David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"

George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."
by Cookie Waffler April 19, 2021
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BIG MONEY WAFFLER

Someone who sells anything for just to much money.
BIG MONEY WAFFLER
"Gosh, that freaking BIG MONEY WAFFLER ripped me off!"
by JADE*** afi February 10, 2005
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Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)

A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.
Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"
by Darrell23 October 16, 2010
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Waffler

When Ruben tries too hard to waffle, his harline goes back a bit more each day
You Waffler Mate
by StrongDino123 June 12, 2024
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Waffler

It's the definition of a sus guy with a huge cock
David is a waffler
by Wafflerlol February 21, 2021
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Certified Waffler

A certified waffler is someone who waffles so much that they could practically have a degree in it.

Waffling is just basically someone who is just constantly yapping about random shit thats irrelevant.
Girl: Tells a long pointless and irrelevant story : "...So that is why I didnt reply to any of your texts for the past week!"

Guy: "Naaahhh ur just waffling now... certified waffler!"
by SommerRayyy December 11, 2023
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