unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Unhappy Trail

The hair between the belly button and the pubic region of a female.

Dude I was gonna go down on her, but she had an unhappy trail. I couldn't do it.

by Buddy1994 January 2, 2018

Unhappy Banana

It is when you take a sharpie marker and draw a frown face on a banana, then proceed to use it as a sex device without lubrication.

You got your unhappy banana all dirty, Steve.

by Uncle Splat January 11, 2023