#1 SCHOOL, WE THE BEST ACADEMICS, DJ WOODIN (University of Toronto President)
Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Theres a reason they call Harvard the Uoft of the South.
The Univesity's so good that TMU students try to sneak into our libraries. Despite that UofT students are socially dead from all the cramming they do but the club scene is always active (having a whopping +1000 clubs and organizations ranging from Nature clubs, Ski clubs, and Archery Clubs to Model UN, Moot, and Student Unions).
Father: Son where did you apply for college?
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
Son: I applied to UTD, Harvard, and UofT and got into Harvard and UofT.
Father: I'm so proud of you son. Which are you choosing?
Son: I wish I got into the prestigious UTD but UofT Duhhh. They call Harvard the UofT of the south. Harvard aint no UofT!
Father: You're Damn Right Son!
by HornyFrenchHorn August 11, 2025
Get the UofT mug.Related Words
U of T • U. of Trash • The smell of u is INHUMAN • Exe we're tired of u mfs • <.B.A.U.T.>Marcello Andres Hernandez Gonzalez Is Only Attributed To Four Letters Of Bachlut<.B.A.U.T.> • u got em squishy soft nice roundy palpable juicy crispy creamy toasty delightful pair of nourishing mommy milkers? • <.7.9.7.6.>p.s. the white light isn t wat its cracked up to be its all black and it feels good not that i want it to happen is that its fell like u rid ir self of evrything bad and floating away<.7.9.7.6.> • I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Are <Soho By Sparta> The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T. • I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu,Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Is The Youngest Of B.A.C.<H>.L.U.T. • r-u-n-n-o-f-t