Toma

toma is an emu
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Toma is a name often given to absolute sexual geniuses who can make women so horny and wet that women have been know to hold battle over who will get to be screwed by him. In these battles all the women have hot lesbian sex and the three hottest have a foursom with Toma. People whos names are Toma generally have larger penises than most mortal men and never have to masturbate for they have no lack of women and usualy lose there virginity to hot nurses working at the hospital.
Toma in evey language is an unimaginably powerful aphrodisiac
by Honeykin February 04, 2009
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The most stupid grape juice lover you will ever meet!
Tomas is DUMMY STUPID!
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A kid in high school, who no one knows, the only friends he has are the ones he made in elementary school. Most of his friends all girls who have all friend zoned him yet he has had more relationships than you. He's a wannabe hipster fuckboy. He prolly plays some lame sport. Spends his weekends working and doing homework because he has no life but still has average grades because he averages af. He's not that attractive but he thinks he is cause he over 6ft, has a weird/funny but more weird personality. Can't sing. Wears the same shirt every day. Ain't about shit. But you still like, you're too good for him but you still like him and try to convince yourself he's not all that bad but he is all that bad.
Girl 1: Tomas
Girl2: who?
(3rd bff approaches into convo)
Girl3: who we talking about?
Girl 2: Tomas

Girl 3: idk who that is
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most wonderful person, so sweet and always there for you, resulting in a hug or kiss.
by datman69 November 12, 2013
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A dude so handsome your brain will melt the second you see him. He’s quick-witted and fiercely funny. Tomas cares about other people and is extremely comfortable to hang out with. If you’re lucky enough to have a Tomas in your life, you should thank his mother by sending her pictures of adorable baby animals. Preferably cute little kittens(as Tomas obviously is a cat person). Tomas is the perfect guy.

Some even claim he has supernatural powers.
"Remember when you met Tomas for the first time?"
"Hell yeah, best day of my life!"
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toma is a natural born sexy beast he has a rly hot personality and can seduce anyone under his spell. but don’t mess with toma, because behind his sexy mask he’s an absolute savage and will do everything in his power to destroy you. or though toma is skinny and short, he can pack a strong kick and punch so be carful. or though toma acts tough, he’s a sweet little fruit cup that will do anything to protect his bfl’s. in conclusion this was all a joke, tomas an ugly sloppy poo that needs to be exterminated immediately.
he’s a sexy esh lad, it must be toma!
by sydney.serenq December 21, 2021
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