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Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...
Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!
by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009
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someone/something that complicates things that don't need to be complicated, especially when the alternative is very obvious and much MUCH easier than what is happening
you're complicating the lord's prayer, son, stop complicating things.
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The Fortress of Peace Prayer

This is a prayer for our home to be quiet, safe, and happy.

Thank you, God, for our strong boundary wall. It keeps the loud voices and drama far away from us. Our home is now very quiet and very peaceful. I feel happy and safe inside my house. Every person who enters here brings only kindness. Only peaceful sounds and happy thoughts are allowed here. We feel deep love and great strength in every room.

La’alam. Amen. Amen.
The Seal: My home is a sanctuary of focus and light; so it is written, so it is done.
The Fortress of Peace Prayer is accepted now. Thank You Universe.
by APTM January 27, 2026
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The back snapping of a fucking prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...You are now "The back snapping of a fucking prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1:Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Snap Backing Of A Damned Prayer".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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