Florida Field Goal

Having someone chug a beer, the half way through, they are kicked in the nuts with a steel toed boot, then they must finish the beer chug.

Dude did you hear what Walstrom did last night? He did 10 freaking Florida Field Goals....IN A ROW!

by T Dubb May 30, 2007

blocked the field goal

When a girl that has a huge gap in her front two teeth (field goal) goes down on you and when you cum, you shoot your load right between her teeth.

When she was giving me head, i blocked the field goal.

by Dustin Holland October 21, 2005

Alaskan Field Goal

Surprise nut shot typically done to someone who is attempting to help you. You tell the subject to help you with something close to the ground. They will then proceed to either A) Bend over B) Go on hands and knees or C) Knees and chest. You then line up with the crotch and attempt to kick a field goal. If this is being done as a revenge to a previous Alaskan Field goal then you award points based on positioning with A being 1 point, B 2 and C 3 points. If being done to a woman it is called an Alaskan (Cunt)Punt.

Guy #1: I totally got John back for that Alaskan Field Goal
Guy#2: How many points?
Guy #1: A full 3

by Lyshan November 05, 2009

Settle for a field goal

To take a quick shit before you do something

“Start without me I’m gonna settle for a field goal”

by SugarSmacks! October 20, 2017

Golden Field goal

When a man straddles a woman on a toilet, stands facing her. The woman sitting with her legs spread in a V shape, the man tries to still between her legs and into the toilet while giving a simultaneous golden shower to the face.

The first time I tried to make a golden field goal, I slipped on my second step. So I shit on both of her legs and she was covered in piss from one set of lips to the other.

by Danbman77 April 07, 2019

field goal face

a huge gap in her teeth, enough possibly to kick a field goal.

shes got field goal face...you can kick a field goal through her teeth..nasty.

by johnny shocker January 25, 2006

63-yard field goal

1. The longest field goal ever kicked in the NFL, accomplished by Tom Dempsey of the New Orleans Saints in 1970 and Jason Elam of the Denver Broncos in 1998.

2. When you've completely fucked yourself and are left with a desperation play bordering on a miracle as your last and only available option of succeeding.

Yeah, I thought it'd be funny to pull a White Shadow on her, but she didn't feel the same way. All I can do now is buy a bouquet of flowers, go over there, and try to kick a 63-yard field goal.

by Chendaddy February 10, 2006