Bar Mitzvah Syndrome

When a person has been repressed for an extended period of time then experiences wild naughty, arousing sexual urges, wet dreams, they never thought they could before. The person genuinely feels the need to act on them in order to fully develop and feel themselves grow and mature afterward.
Astarr, has not boned in a while, she is now going through a state of bar mitzvah syndrome where by she cannot continue her normal life until she has fulfilled a night of wild and crazy orgies.
by trixie bela March 13, 2010
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Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah

When a married couple get divorced, the son has to become the new man of the house and start fucking his mother.

This is referred to as a Tampa Bay Bat Mitzvah when it's the daughter and father.
Cleetus: "Now that the divorce is final, Ma says I gotta start fillin' the hole Daddy left behind. Tonight's gonna be my Tampa Bay Bar Mitzvah.
by GoNorthToGetSouth July 06, 2021
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Bar Mitzvah

Went to Don's Bar Mitzvah.
by Kenton Makings October 29, 2018
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

It's when your canadian child is old enough for you to kick it. Usually in-between 1 and 2 years old. You must do this while yelling, "Kick the baby!"
I'm so excited for little Travice's first birthday. I think he's old enough to get his Canadian Bar Mitzvah!
by Mrmcgreen July 17, 2024
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Canadian Bar Mitzvah

For children growing up in a snowy climate, the coming-of-age moment where you're finally invited by your dad to join the group of strangers currently struggling to push a car in neutral out of the roadside snowdrift it's gotten itself stuck into.
Every time I go by the blind curve in the park I had my Canadian Bar Mitzvah at, I smile a little.
by A Ninny Moose December 29, 2021
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