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talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot
LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".
by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010
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The Trump Talk

The depressing conversation that every parent needs to have with their little girl about revolting, predatory, entitled men.
"Make sure you have 'The Trump Talk' with your adolescent daughter before she starts thinking it's okay to be groped, as if it's just what guys do and she simply needs to develop a thicker skin. Be sure she knows the groper is the one who should feel ashamed, not her."
by kromana October 19, 2016
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the "friends" talk

I have to give this talk to a guy about every week when I am single. It goes like this: "I really like you, but I have so much going on in my life right now... can we hang? Be friends? Or is it the sort of thing where you don't want anything to do with me if you can't make sweet love to me?" What I mean by it is: You are nice. but you are kind of creepy and I don't think you are physically attractive. Which usually has to do with hygene or lack thereof.
Creepy Guy: "Here, I brought you this lovely stuffed Gnu from Africa."
Me: "Um, Bhalthazar, I think I'm going to have to give you the "friends" talk."
by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005
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Talk the ear off a deaf person

To be able to talk so much that it's frankly absurd. Someone who will be able to essentially hold a conversation completely on their own
Damn dude, you could talk the ear off a deaf person!
by cunteth420 December 1, 2021
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The Obama Talk

The inevitable talk a child gets from his/her parent(s). The talk consists of now, after Obama being elected president, anything is possible. Is as inevitable as the "Birds and the Bees" talk
Brent: "I just got off the phone with my mom. She kept talking about how I can do anything I set my mind to now."
Tim: "Oh...she gave you the Obama Talk"
by Fittzypick! March 22, 2009
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The friend talk

When someone talks to their friends boyfriend/girlfriend about how they will hurt them if they hurt that friend, how to treat them, ect.
Melissa: im gonna have the friend talk with Brad

Angela: just dont hurt him!
by KarlaAnee1233 November 19, 2016
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The Last Talk Show

The greatest talk show on the internet; analyzes culture by interviewing the greatest everyday people.
Friend: Did you watch The Last Talk Show on YouTube?
Friend 2: Bro, I didn't just watch. I subscribed too. That's the best show ever 🔥
by Trekeyvante November 23, 2021
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