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The Goat

by darious miles III January 12, 2011
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Day of the Goat

An annual event in which participants wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. At some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in Milwaukee's Best Ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by Day of the Scroat
me: yo Johnny, you know that today is Day of the Scroat?

Johnny Quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is Day of the Goat

me: sweet
by sevendemdemi! September 25, 2010
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A dude that shows up at a large majority of metal concerts in Los Angeles. He is most often seen wearing his trademark goatskin pants, and is always drunk, or on some sort of hallucinogen. He is also reportedly "satanic".

Nobody likes .him, and he often gets kicked out of venues for starting fights, and not finishing them, as he usually gets his ass kicked/messed up in the pit
At the Korpiklaani/Tyr concert:

Me - wtf, who's that idiot with the concussion and large bump on his head?!

Trevor - That's the guy in the goatskin pants, he's always at metal concerts drunk and starting shit.
by Gunther von Swedischlong February 4, 2010
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fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese July 21, 2008
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Go To The Goat

A way to tell someone to "go to hell" or to refer to the act of dying .
I'm gonna get my kicks before I Go To The Goat .

She tried to over charge me by 2 two bucks so I told that old biddy to go to the goat.
by AnimalStitches June 2, 2009
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Saint Jerry the Goatfucker

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was around the same time as Saint Tiffany that went around pushing in the soft spot of babies.

Saint Jerry the Goatfucker, y’know… fucked goats.

(This was used in a Sam O’Nella video)
Damn, Saint Jerry the Goatfucker was cool as fuck!
by creamy jizzy grandpa balls February 24, 2022
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punched the goat

To cease to live. To come to an end. To pass out of existence.
Can you believe both Farrah and Michael punched the goat on the same day?
by Saint Tee August 27, 2009
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