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Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023
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Wilford Brimley

n. a cocktail; an Arnold Palmer with 2 dashes of bitters
Fix me up an Arnold Palmer..... no, wait! Make it a Wilford Brimley!
by ukilledthecat July 18, 2020
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Brimley's Law

As Wilford Brimley continues to appear in a movie or tv show, the probability of a reference to"diabeetus" by an audience member will approach and surpass .5, greater than likely.
Brimley's Law was confirmed during a playing of The Natural on AMC when Wilford Brimley first appeared in the dugout scene. Anecdotal evidence supporting the development of Brimley's Law II was observed when a viewer mentioned how much younger Brimley is than all of his characters.
by Rashawn63 February 22, 2021
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