Brewing a Brimley

The process of developing type 2 diabetes due to one’s diet
“He better lay off the pie before he’s brewing a Brimley
by Shiggy Diggums August 19, 2022
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Brown Brimley

When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"
"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."
by Shenaniganz13 February 10, 2016
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Wet Wilford Brimley

It's when you're taking a girl from behind, you're about to finish, and you pull out. But instead of finishing, you pour piping hot Quaker Oats on her back and warn her about diabetes.
Oh man, I was having a late breakfast of some oatmeal when my girl woke up DTF. It was hard to stop but I couldn't resist giving her the old Wet Wilford Brimley.
by Steele, Jim November 24, 2023
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