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that's the way the cookie crumbles 

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage
Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.
Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century
well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

that's the way the cookie crumbles 

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth
2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.