that's the way the cookie crumbles

a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage

Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan

by cul May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

In other words thats not the way life goes its not always your way.

Kristin- I want a billion dollars without working

Lauren- Thats not the way the cookie crumbles

by moonlightjazzc May 27, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

that's just the way things happen...used by housewives from wisconsin who have not yet joined the 21st century

well dearie, i know you're upset you didn't get invited to the sock hop, but doncha know, that's the way the cookie crumbles

by l.a. rockstar May 28, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

tough luck. stop whining.

Me: Daaaad, she took the remote!
Dad: Well, sorry, but that's the way the cookie crumbles.

by lazy student May 31, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

go with the flow

"Man, I lost my winning streak."
"Thats the way the cookie crumbles."

by Hwadoom June 01, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

1. (sympathetically) These things happen, even if we don't like them.

2. (sarcastically) Learn to live with it, you whiner!

1. "No fun tonight. The party's been canceled."

"That's the way the cookie crumbles."

2. "You scratched my car!"

"That's the way the cookie crumbles!"

by Downstrike May 29, 2004