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Teddie Eddie’s

Most likely the future of food on earth and on Mars. Probably save your life. One a day Definitely keeps the doctor away. McDonald’s is very afraid that it won’t be able to co-exist with Teddie Eddie’s. Probably the in between Heaven and hell. Probably make you rich. Probably make you live forever. Probably shoot-in dice with Jesus in Heaven. Buns of gold. Started in the 315 passed the Moon straight to Mars. Up front at the welcome because Women love it, guys wanna be it. Probably a superhero, the kids said it. Make you feel like you’re racing a bunch of mental turtles. Higher than top shelf floatin in a bucket. Ice cream make you feel like cryotherapy. Cookies make a monster. Inclusive line Whole got nothing left out. Just a Clean unprocessed delicious decision.
What we eating tonight? Sheesh, If it ain’t Teddie Eddie’s we ain’t eatin!
by Teddie Eddie November 25, 2021
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A type of incompetent human being who is not understanding modern shit
That guy was such a teddiey smh.
by Theteddieyplayer February 10, 2022
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Eddie's girlfriend, Tori, and him. No one knows how long Teddie has been here, but some people guess that it hasn't been long. Some question if Tori and him were still dating when Eddie had feelings for Mya. Some question that if he did, some wonder if it's considered "cheating". Teddie is a relationship that no one knows what to feel. And only some of Eddie's friends, and possibly some of Tori's friends, saw what she looked like. No one can predict how long Teddie will last. But it could be up until they finally get married and start a family that some might think is the "Family with mental issues" considering, Eddie acts like he has mental problems. Some people support this interesting couple, some don't support it and hope for Eddie to find someone better. I feel as if Eddie could do better, even though I haven't seen what Tori looks like, I've heard enough. And no, I'm not telling you who I am.
by Woahy May 7, 2023
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The BEST BEST FRIEND EVER they are so funny and will listen to anything you have to say, unless your wrong then they'll come at you like a raging bull
by Ash_Rush October 6, 2023
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