Taintory

A taintory is someone who you look at and thing "my god what a taint"

Yeah, mike was being such a taintory yesterday at that party.

by wilkentaint July 11, 2010

taintlog

a penis

You show me your taintlog, I'll show you mine.

by Knife Tit August 26, 2010

taintotoma

Physical condition resulting from an untreated straint, where blood pools and collects in the taint causing excessive swelling and discoloration. Often mistaken for a third nut.

see "straint"

Dude, you have a rubberband around your scrotum, or a taintotoma. Either way, you should get that looked at

by iLLapino January 7, 2011

Tainton Manning

A Tainton Manning is the act of dropping some fat taint on a girl's face, and then having a career less successful than Tom Brady.

I gave this girl from tinder a Tainton Manning, but my career is less successful than Tom Brady.

by DonBIll September 12, 2016

taintworm

Brown nosing so extreme that it look parasitic or if the host likes it symbiotics

John is such a taintworm he always attach to joe

by rbslim April 22, 2023