topkwondo

n. spin-off from the word 'TAEKWONDO', but instead used in bed terms for the person who 'tops' in a relationship. usually used only on accident--slip of tongue.
first used in tegakie.

TK: "Simon, I swear, I know Topkwondo!"
Simon: "..."
TK: "...I didn't mean that."
Simon: "Get off me."

by kaoruki February 9, 2010

takewondo

The correct version of taekwondo

“Do you takewondo?”

by Smart boy927000 January 31, 2024

tailwondo

The act of assaulting somebody with the use of a tail

Watch out! Emily is a black belt in tailwondo!

by Sensei11 March 20, 2019

Taekwon

He is a big black african nigger monkey who looks like chief Keef and smells like hash browns and Africa from his black ass nigger skin and his pink niggers lips also he look like babysantana and he has long smelly dreads and looks like predator from alien he also is a nigger jew bastard and needs to be burned by the powerful and great WHITE MAN

THAT TAEKWON IS A ESCAPING GET HIM

by KKKLEADERHAILHITTLER1000 November 23, 2021

Taewonon

1. (noun) A unique, somewhat satirical martial art style that combines traditional martial arts techniques with the art of being slightly tipsy. It emphasizes the idea that a mild level of inebriation can make a fighter more unpredictable and therefore more effective. The style includes maneuvers like the "Sloshed Spin Kick" and training often involves moderate consumption of alcoholic beverages to achieve the desired state of tipsiness.

2. (verb) To engage in any activity (not necessarily martial arts) with a slight buzz, believing that it enhances performance.

1. (noun) "I just joined a Taewonon class; it's hilarious! We actually sip beer and then practice our kicks. It's all about finding that balance between tipsy and focused."

2. (verb) "I totally Taewononed my presentation last night. A couple of glasses of wine and I was cracking jokes and making points with a confidence I never knew I had!"

by Raul Terra December 27, 2023