shlchneep

snip off but cutesy

my siblings are curled up in their neat beds rn and im offloaded like the jammed shell i am to the kitchen just to shlchneep on the wifi

by masuteri December 21, 2024

shilching

Putting a funnel down somebodies urethra (that somebody doesn't have to be alive) then shitting into the funnel. After the shit is in the urinary tract, you then force it down through to the ballsack, you will know once the sack starts inflating. After the sack has inflates, you then bite the ballsack off, getting a great mixture of shit, skin, pubic hair, blood and testicle all in your mouth at the same time. Yummy :)

Jeromey: FUCK i have my assignment due tomorrow and i haven't even started yet
George Floyd: Relax man just enjoy the shilching while it lasts

by zyn4skin June 14, 2025