schlub

An individual who lacks common sense but in an endearing way. They are unaware of their surroundings- this can lead to unfortunate, embarrassing situations. They are a key factor in a friendship group. They can sometimes say insulting things without realising and in rare cases they cannot pronounce their R's.

You're so silly. You're such a schlub

That's such schlubberish behaviour

by THaynes October 14, 2020

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

schlub

1) synonym for thot or hoe.
2) idiot or insanely slow person

Girl 1: that chick is such a schlub.
Girl 2: i know, right?

by bacon_pancakes January 22, 2014

Schlub

Noun:
The contents of a colostomy bag...... shit, or feces.

His colostomy bag was filled with schlub.

by mevs January 26, 2023