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level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board 

i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
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it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours 

the rock line haha funny lolllllllllllllllll the rock wok eyebROW
it's about drive it's about power we stay hungry we devour put in the work put in the hours and take whats ours is my favrioute part of face off

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME? 

It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?
Hey man It's about drive πŸš— it's about power ⚑WE STAY HUNGRY πŸ˜‹ WE DEVOUR 🍽️ put in the work πŸ‹οΈput in the hours πŸ• and take what's ours (OOH!) Black ⚫ and Samoan πŸ‡ΌπŸ‡Έ in my veins, my culture banging πŸ’₯ with strange ❔I change the game πŸ•ΉοΈ SO WHAT'S MY MOTHERFUCKIN NAME?

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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow 

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.
Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

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