Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
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Recruting - This is the definition of orally pleasuring the anus, also known as rimming. This term comes from the unusual technique used with the tongue when using the tip to lick tiny dragon shaped circles into the anus, whilst then moving onto spelling out the name Chris in calligraphy.
Chris was recruting two homeless men at the same time. He moved from one anus to the other in what can only be described as pure synchronisation.
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As I approached the stop light, ammonia inhalent capsule in hand, I couldn't resist the need to Total Recall my shithead brother who'd fallen asleep a few miles back. Needless to say, he did not like it at all. Total Recalling FTW%
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Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.
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