Porg

Some absolutely dumbass piece of shit from some weird instagrammar I forgot his name piece of shit keeps fucking using it keeps PMO.

What the porg

by BananaLord363 July 31, 2025

porg and feather

Also called porge and feathering this punishment is reserved for those geeks who, knowingly or not, dropped a spoiler or caused mass casualties in a community. Proper technique includes using DeadPool juice for an adhesive but raccoon sperm could also be used in a pinch. Porge feathers are extracted using only the force and a paper shredder which also helps control their population.

Yo! Did you hear theirs a porge and feathering going on outside the theater? I guess some dousche nozzel is walking around playing Last Christmas and saying something about Luke at the end of episode 8. Grab a raccoon and funnel let’s get down there!!!
I’d say we porg and feather that little bastard for replacing the Lora Croft look a likes with those fat girls trying to strip at the company picnic

by Porgthis April 21, 2018

PORG POPPING

Bursting your fucking bubble of collecting 100 pennies.

Im bout to PORG POPPING flip the families trying to collect physical copies of video games.

by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023

Porg Master

A chonk annoying human who spills coke on his Xbox

Ahh porg master stop scranning Cheerios and doing science experiments on your Xbox

by Massive man 3245 April 17, 2021