playground love

Young love, or a small teen / preteen crush, only in a less mushy word or phrase like "puppy love."
Also the name of a song by the French band Air. :)

Lucy: *watches guy walk across the store* Isn't he just totally gorgeous?
Kari: It's just playground love, Luce...

by Kelly Watch The Stars June 9, 2009

Playground Hoppers

Another term for pedophiles. Similar in meaning to the term “theatre hoppers” or “theatre hopping,” which means to buy a ticket for one movie and hop from movie to movie within the theatre in hopes of not getting caught.

Uncle Ron the Pedo drives his large SUV around the city hopping from playground to playground in hopes of finding children. We like to call him and those similar to him playground hoppers.

by sexy italian man July 19, 2021

playground rules

The act of justifying ones actions using childish rules commonly seen on a playground. Typically used in adult environments. When one calls playground rules they are entering a verbal understanding that playground rules is now fair game.

Play ground rules: finders keepers, you touched it last, no take backs...etc...

John: I found this really nice stapler in the office today and I took it

Bob: hey! That's mine!

John: playground rules! Finders keepers! It's mine now!

by Danie March 9, 2015

playground prowler

a slang term for a pedofile

The playground prowler stalks his child prey at the playground.

by pballa182 April 29, 2006

kate playground

One of the hottest models in the world originating in Canada. She is known only as Kate, Kate Ground, or kpg.

Kate playground is the hottest girls ever.

by MrXow January 22, 2007

Playground Gangster

Boys that act like the biggest baddest gangsters that walk around whit a lot of (fake) blingbling and expensive shirts. But at the end of the day they still have to go home to mommy and if they ever saw a real gun they would piss their pants.

Person : Later men i'm going to chill in my crib whit a few ho's!

Reaction: Man, Your mom is at your "crib" and you barley know what to do whit a "ho", Your Such a Playground Gangster

by Sive June 29, 2011

Keep it on the playground

To realize that you’re not able to play with the big kids, or sit at at the big girl table. So you stay where you’re familiar and can play with those who share a common theme, children on the playground.

She was trying to come for me but I saw that her closure was not melted, she better keep it on the playground.

Trump think this little $1200 gonna make me vote for his ass, he needs to keep it on the playground and send another one.

by Viqtoria May 22, 2020