One Up with a Topper

When a one up just isn't good enough and some "icing on the cake" is deemed necessary. Occasionally, the topper is topped without rebuttal. Both the "One Up" and the "Topper" are unusually suspicious.

Me: I had great seats for U2.

Friend (One Up): Yeah, well I had front row.

Friend (Topper): And, I got backstage.

Friend (Extra Topper): Oh yeah, the tickets were free!

Me (to myself): Unbelievable, another One Up with a Topper!

by jaffaj March 13, 2010

sling one up

To engage in sexual intercourse

That girls is so fine, I would love to sling one up her!

by badgerbadger111 October 27, 2010

one up top

To always have a live round in a guns chamber.

Aye, nigga you got that fire on you just in case these niggaa bust?
Yea you know i keep one up top ahk.

by Pacman206 January 28, 2017

One Up Life

When your life unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.

When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran three miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up life Bro."

by DormAds August 31, 2012

one-up guy

A guy who always has to one-up everything anyone says or does. If you say you ran a 5 minute mile, he ran a 4 minute mile. If you say you went swimming this weekend, he'll tell you he's a certified lifeguard and swims every weekend. If you say you made coffee this morning, one-up guy will tell you that he grew, harvested, roasted, ground, and brewed his coffee. Usually the one-up explanations are long-winded, boring, and self-serving. Most of the one-up explanations are probably lies.

"I was telling him about my ski trip to Taos. One-up guy over there spent 20 minutes talking about how he used to be a ski instructor in Taos. I hate one-up guy."

by Quincey Morris June 20, 2008

Clarked one up

To commit a humiliating error that only someone of the Clark lineage would do. Usually used in a work context.

"Dude when you spoke up in the meeting, you really Clarked one up. I hope you don't get fired."

by JackBauer84 January 13, 2013

One Up Lifestyle

When your lifestyle unintentionally "one ups" everyone elses.

When you walk into your house after a long run and you see your friend sitting on your couch and your friend says, "Hey I ran 3 miles earlier, how far did you just run?" Then you say "4 miles.. One up lifestyle Bro."

by DormAds August 31, 2012