October 3rd

Global Astolfo Day (the femboy not the other guy lmao) a day where every homosexual and heterosexual male must offer his sperm to the femboy and warrior astolfo

“Hey Brian it’s Global Astolfo Day today (October 3rd)”
“Fuck you Ayden”
“Damn”

by Cozmareth April 11, 2022

October 3rd

The day a fucking bitch ass, dick head was born. ifykyk.
your parents should've used a condom 9 months ago.
If they did, you were a mistake and the condom broke.

My ex was born on October 3rd.
Fuck you, needy ass cheater.

by Taylor Swift on top October 1, 2023

October 3rd

The day Young KoughDrop, a legend, was born.

On October 3rd is the day that the god himself was born

by KoughDrop October 16, 2019

October 3rd

The day where nobody fucking asked.

Man it's October 3rd, that's fuckin CRAZY! So anyways... (etc).

by Luffmister October 3, 2021

October 3rd

Grab your girls ass day

Ay its October 3rd, grab her ass my man

by 69 my milk man October 3, 2020

October 3rd

National give your boyfriend head day

“Oh it’s October 3rd, I guess my boyfriend is getting head”

by carrotmaster69 October 3, 2021

Mean Girls Day (October 3rd)

October 3rd Mean Girls Day (October 3rd) because of the famous scene that features protagonist Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan) and her high school crush Aaron Samuels (Jonathan Bennett). In the scene, Cady narrates that “On October 3rd, he asked me what day it was.” to which she replies “It's October 3rd."

Person 1: “Hey, why aren’t you wearing pink?

Person 2: “Why would I wear Pink?”

Person 1: “Because today is Wednesday, October 3rd aka Mean Girls Day (October 3rd), Duhh”

Person 2: “Ohhh are you talking about that famous teen clique movie from the 2000’s?”

Person 1: “What else would I talk about? Especially Today!”

by roach.baddie July 18, 2023