nigerian breakfast

Queefing into a damp rag all day long, at the end of the day steeping a 20 minute tea.

“Yo bro I had a fucking Nigerian breakfast”

by Brayden Swan “998” February 8, 2018

Nigerian Cocktail

A cocktail of energy drinks, usually highly caffeinated. Like "normal" cocktails, fruit juices and soft drinks can also be added up to the equation- but a Nigerian cocktail requires at least two different energy drinks. Named after Nigeria since because of lack of clean water in some parts of the country, some consume energy drinks as a safer alternative and mix them for variety.

I mixed Mountain Dew MDX, Monster, Pineapple Juice and a Red Bull Shot to make a Nigerian Cocktail to keep me awake for the night.

by Alntaare May 28, 2013

Nigerian Household

Some kids in Nigeria or Niger have gotten slapped, thrown, shouted at, hit, and embarrassed.
A lot of people from a Nigerian Household is an excellent friend, cute and funny.

Yo! Have you heard of that kid from the Nigerian Household?

Yeah he is pretty cool ngl.

by Amogus_54644544 July 26, 2023

Nigerian Carwash

Having your asshole licked clean after receiving a blumpkin.

Man, this real whore gave me a blumpkin the other night, but there was no TP, so I had to make her turn it into a good ole' Nigerian Carwash.

by King Chre May 12, 2009

Nigerian Handshake

When two people are simultaneously fisting each other.

"I hurt my wrist giving my boyfriend a Nigerian Handshake the other day."

by Murphy A. January 20, 2017

Nigerian Font

The most basic font used in all scam/spam e-mails.

Once you see the rather simple Nigerian Font...you automatically know that it is spam.

by amnesiavictim September 28, 2013

nigerian assbang

A person that hangs out in front of your local gas station selling pictures of lesbian camletoes for three dollars and fifty cents so he can put his kid through school you got me

Person 1 Look at the nigerian assbang person 2 don't buy any pictures from him

by Rusty trombone January 20, 2017