A 69,709 square mile trailer park with representation in Congress. A government land reservation for the mentally defective and socially inept. Conceptually similar to the portable classrooms outside of a high school where the "special needs" students are segregated from the students who have a fighting shot at success in life. Missouri is the twenty first largest state in the United States. According to the 2007 Census Bureau, Missouri is home to approximately six million people. Almost one thousand of these people are literate.
John: Did you hear that the EPA is going to give the Earth an enema?
Jane: No I didn't. Where will they stick the hose?
John: Columbia, Missouri.
Jane: No I didn't. Where will they stick the hose?
John: Columbia, Missouri.
by nat'lchampionof2008 February 23, 2009
Misery. Seriously sound it out, Miss-or-ee. It relates to the state Missouri because it is in the middle of fucking no where. It has no beaches. People don't know if its in the fucking south or mid-west because they act hickish but they aren't south.
I'm pretty much in misery living in Missouri. PS. I'm not trying to offend a lot of ppl. I just don't like that state but that doesn't mean my opinon matters. Make up your own and go there.
by jersey kid November 20, 2007
What a joke. Should be pronounced "Misery". That describes the state well. I lived in STL for 10 "Missourable" years. Glad to be gone. all you rednecks and Rush Limbaugh lovers can have it.
by fungooliwabasa April 19, 2006
by qwertyuioppers October 2, 2022
Missouri is an interesting state. Basically the lower half is full of rednecks who belong to the south, and the north is full of completely civilized intelligent people. St. Louis being the most intelligent city. Here we have smart people. good food, good attractions, and fun times all around. The weather kind of sucks, but we all love it anyway. The stereotypes about the north are really kind of funny really, because they just depict us all as inbred, redneck, dumbasses.
Guy 1: Hey have you ever gone to Missouri?
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.
Guy 2: No, isn't it full of rednecks?
Guy 1: Nope, only the south.
by stlouisdweller July 19, 2011
A terrible place filled with pawns/hicks and easily influenced girls who worship the cast of Laguna Beach. Every guy and girl in my highschool wears Hollister clothes that name places in southern California that they've never been to before. They think that Orange County is just like what MTV depicts them as. Most of the people here were born in Missouri, grew up in Missouri, and will probably stay in Missouri for the rest of there lives.
So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
So, this is for every stupid hick and redneck that is reading this right now: Take of your California shirt, turn off MTV, and come to the realization that you are a stupid redneck who is from the Midwest. You are living a lie that's based on a lie. California is not what you think, even though it is the most beautiful and most fun place in the world. Laguna Beach is not the real Orange County. I was born and raised in Orange County, in Huntington Beach, but I had to move away for a semester. Now I know what a terrible place the Midwest is.
Southern California is the only place in the world that's worth living in. If you don't live here, you might as well be dead. I can't wait to get the hell out of this dumbass place called Missouri and move back to the Orange County that these idiots have never seen before.
by Ian Trautner November 26, 2005
by A Jayhawk November 26, 2007