MCAS

Massachusetts Child Abuse System
(Oh god not really that's a joke)

Teacher: Alright kids, I hope you have some pencils, because we're gonna take MCAS!!!!1! It'll only take about 5 hours.
Students: *groan*

by EmogusalDamager March 1, 2023

MCAS Syndrome

The jolt of fear you get when your car's lane-assist feature fights with you for steering wheel control. (Named for the Boeing 737 Max's infamous maneuvering control augmentation system that took away control from the pilot.)

Person #1: "Wow, the steering wheel seems to have a mind of it's own!"
Person #2: "...MCAS Syndrome."

by Schmerdtz May 13, 2024