That don't make no sense. 

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.

Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

That don't make no sense. by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

That does not make American sense. 

Common American phrase dating back to the late nineteen-hundreds. Very classy but also popular thing to say. Critically dubbed "meta-nationalist". Can be adapted to other countries.

You: Doesn't look like there's anything going on here today; the library's empty.

Alex: What? That does not make American sense. The calendar said today was supposed to be the Club Meet.

That does not make American sense. by AllSeeingElephant June 11, 2024

I make dollars not sense 

When someone says "You don't make any sense," just say this phrase in order to be weird.

You don't make sense. I make Dollars not Sense.

I make dollars not sense by TheSeger September 5, 2009

You make about as much sense as Malinda 

By "Malinda" I'm talking about Malinda Kathleen Reese, that American woman who became popular on YouTube for taking content and translating it into several random languages, one after another, using Google Translate, before translating it back into English and reciting whatever garbled output was left at the end. A professional translator for 15 years, I'm incredulous (and maybe jealous). This sounds like something a modern-day teenager with too much free time on their hands would do (but that doesn't mean I don't accept that she's a good singer and capable of some fine work of genuine creative merit).

You make about as much sense as Malinda!

You make about as much sense as Malinda by The Great Bulletproof Duck October 18, 2023