A competition invented by Kasimir, where you pull your foreskin all the way over your dick (so no piss can escape) and hold it there. then you start pissing and Whoever releases the grip on their foreskin last wins.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
Often the deciding factor involved in winning is foreskin elasticity, but sometimes it’s pure willpower.
„Dude, yesterday Paul completely dominated the Kasimir Piss Battle in the locker room, you should have been there!“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
„I’m not competing with that guy anymore, his foreskin is too loose, it’s unfair“
by CDUUU1930 July 14, 2025
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However, watch out because Kazimiras are like feral bears when offended. So be nice to her or bear the consequences.
Kazimira has muscles glistening with oil, looking like a god when she’s in her armor. The masses are in awe of her.
However, watch out because Kazimiras are like feral bears when offended. So be nice to her or bear the consequences.
Kazimira has muscles glistening with oil, looking like a god when she’s in her armor. The masses are in awe of her.
Person 1: oh golly gee, could that be a Kazimira I see?
Person 2: me oh my she’s all oiled up
Person 1: is that where all my olive oil went?????
Person 2: me oh my she’s all oiled up
Person 1: is that where all my olive oil went?????
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