koosh-tard

Any person who encompasses the traits of both a jerk and an idiot.
Dude, that mime in the park was such a koosh-tard!
by Megan and Michael August 17, 2008
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koosh wrap

a slut with anal warts who dosn't tell you till after youve had sex with her, and one of her warts explodes.
That bitch is a dirty koosh wrap.
by Peter Frampton January 01, 2006
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eli owns lauren in koosh

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS LAUREN WHATEVER in koosh.

<3
omg, eli just pwnt lauren in koosh.
by OWNEROFLAURENINKOOSH February 24, 2005
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eli owns vincent in koosh

the truth.
ELI FIORE OWNS VINCENT WHATEVER in koosh.

<3
omg, eli just pwnt vincent in koosh.
by OWNEROFVINCENTINKOOSH April 17, 2005
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King koosh

Really good pot, some people call it king
by King koosh January 09, 2017
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kooshed

The act of being extremely sad and want to tell ur friends without making them uncomfortable
Bro ____ didn’t fuck me tonight, I’m so kooshed
by Lynd$$$$$$$ November 11, 2018
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koosh

A Person who's always anxious around other people and refuses to tell their personal life
Hey are you alright? You're acting like a koosh.
by Astronized May 06, 2021
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