ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)
Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:
-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
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dude 2: she must have mackee-itis
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The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
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Mark: "Itisaphobia!"
John: "Yeah but what?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles."
John: "oh!"
Mark: "Itisaphobia!"
John: "Yeah but what?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles."
John: "oh!"
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2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.
2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.
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"Dude, why is your wrist in a cast?"
"I played Guitar Hero 3 for 5 hours non-stop and got Guitar hero-itis"
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