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ONE-ITIS

ONE-ITIS
Common symptoms of stage 1 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-thinking she's so much different from any other girl you've ever met.
-thinking she is the most beautiful girl in the world.
-thinking she is to at least some degree innocent and moral. (See definition of a slu.)

Common symptoms of stage 2 ONE-ITIS are the following:

-calling her 2-3x a day, just to talk.
-staying on the phone when she calls you.
-analyzing everything she says and does. Example: "I saw Mary-Slu in the hall today, she looked my way, what did she mean by that???"
-completely ignoring every other girl who shows interest in you.
-asking anyone and everyone for advice and to over-analyze her actions.
-thinking your different from the other 100000000 million "good guy friends" she has. Reality check dbag, YOUR NOT.
You love her even though shes hooked up with all your friends? You suffer from ONE-ITIS.
by NewportBenzo August 8, 2006
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mackee-itis

the uncontrollable urge to wear short shorts year round
dude 1: damn it's thirty degrees outside and that chick is wearing short shorts...
dude 2: she must have mackee-itis
by mwsmileyface October 11, 2008
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FoRtNiTe-itis

The name for the sickness of spending all your money on FoRtNiTe.
Symptoms: gayness, keep virginity, death alone.
You see that guy over there? He makes $100 a day and spends all of it on FoRtNiTe. He's got FoRtNiTe-itis. HE GONNA DIE ALONE BOIS.
by RecycledMemes November 30, 2018
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tiktok-itis

a mental and physical illness in which one cannot stop doing tiktok dances, listening to tiktok sounds and music and spends over 8 hours on tikok per day
"why are you renegading?"

"I have tiktok-itis"
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Itisaphobia

The phobia of poles (not the people!). (Made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is 'Itis')
John: "What's your phobia?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia!"
John: "Yeah but what?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles."
John: "oh!"
by The True Alex Smith July 14, 2008
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Arya-itis

1. Excessive preoccupation with, indulgence in, reliance on, or possession of the qualities of Arya.

2. Any of a series of social conditions or tendencies to be exposed to Arya regarded as abnormal.
I can't stop thinking about tall, dark-haired Persian men. Got that Arya-itis.
by a concerned citizen February 16, 2005
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Guitar hero-itis

The pain that gets shot into your wrist or hand after playing any of the three guitar hero games for too long.
"Dude, why is your wrist in a cast?"
"I played Guitar Hero 3 for 5 hours non-stop and got Guitar hero-itis"
by Wally Furrer November 16, 2007
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