Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in

Guy 1-"Yo I just engaged in cutting his peen in half so I can stick my peen in."
Guy 2-"Is that when you are cutting the peen in half so you can stick the peen in?"
Guy 1-"Yea it is"
Guy 2-"Thats fucking hot"

by MinecraftProPlayer200 November 6, 2018

halfstock

semi-erect or semi-flacid. However you want to look at it... I choose semi-erect, as that seems more positive.

"Man, I'd fuck that shit out of that bitch, but I'm halfstock."

by Beil February 13, 2005

Halfstack

Derived from the address "555 1/2 W Holland St.", along with a half stack amplifier metaphorically speaking, the Halfstack is the most amazing bachelor pad in the southeast region of South Dakota. Business offices below the apartment share the address "555 W Holland St.," thus the partial "1/2" comes into play. Apartment tenants go by the names "Josh" and "Kyler."

Dude, we gotta go to the Halfstack for a good jam session!

In verb form:
Joe is Halfstacking it up with his buddies.

by Joshua Harrison Ford October 18, 2010