Floral Park

The gateway to Long Island, that's right Long Island(anyone who says it's Queens can pay our property taxes and eat shit.) Floral Park is where it all starts, however, being on the border of Queens, gives us a bad rap. Understandable, but the people from the Nassau side are much classier, and we dress way better. Yes, we enjoy drinking, and yes we enjoy sparking a dooby now and then. We go to schools that are just as good as the kids from the other town that references plants in it's name. Both of my parents went to college, we drive Volvos, and, live in half million to million dollar homes. Floral Park Memorial High school sends people to Brown, Yale, Harvard, Princeton, NYU, Villanova, the list goes on... We have the highest paid police in the county. People who live in Floral Park have a very nice quality of life.s It is not cheap to live there, we choose to live there, our property taxes are through the roof, and we pay very high taxes. So next time somone says you live in Queens tell them to fuck off!!!

Where are you from?

Long Island

Oh me too, where?

Floral Park

Isn't that queens

No shithead actually it's not!

by jgc89898 November 5, 2008

floral park

town on Long Island where the only two things you can get accomplished are:
1) getting drunk
2) getting a manicure

(and i dont mean that in a bad way!)

floral park town layout:
5 bars and 3 nail salons in a 2 block strip
playing the one mile radius game is just impossible.. scholars lost these facts back in the 60's)

by Jameson Fallon McCarthy November 9, 2006

floral crown

When a man is getting titty fucked or a blowjob, and at the last moment pulls out and cums all over the woman's forehead and hair. Similar to a pearl necklace but above the eyes instead of below the chin.

After the concert, I took that hippy chick back to my room, totally gave her a floral crown!

by Goldeneye0716 June 4, 2016

Floral Wallpaper

When your having sex in a flower patch or any area with high amounts of greenery and your girls back gets covered with sweaty, sticky remenants of the vegetation.

"Did Kim and Eric just have sex?"

"Oh yeah, I could spot that floral wallpaper from a mile away!"

by PancakeDinner January 18, 2017

Floral Bliss

Floral Bliss is when a floral designer uses a left over long stem rose and fellates it off of your manhood one pedal at a time. Used in a sentence, "Damn, that girl that did our flowers at our wedding is a master of the floral bliss, you gotta call her!"

Cheryl from the Flower Shop gives the best Floral Bliss Bro, give her a call...

by Ihateyourcousin February 8, 2014

Floral Park

Best town in the history of Earth. Drinking all day and all night. Have the best place on Earth in the heart of the town, Belmont Park/Racetrack. Floral Park Memorial High School as of 2008-2009 school year was rated top 50 high schools in the country, including private schools. Great athletes, great scholars, while managing to drink 5 days a week in the summer and basically the same during the winter. Have a mix of every kind of person you can possibly imagine but in the end, all Floral Parkers.

typical day in floral park, go to belmont, get your afternoon/evening going right, lose 20 bucks on the ponies, get angry after that so you drink more, walk over the racetrack illegally so u dont have to walk around, go straight to town where you will start at any of the bars and end up going to all of them to find the crowd, do some drugs afterwards, taxi home

by 50 beer king May 26, 2009

Floral Park

A nice suburban, upper-middle class neighborhood. Half of Floral Park belongs to Nassau County and the other half belongs to Queens. Floral Park is also home to the best bakery on Long Island, Buttercooky Bakery.

I'm looking for a home in a nice upper-middle class neighborhood in close proximity to the city. Any suggestions?

Yeah, try looking in Floral Park.

by karma12 March 23, 2010