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Elementary School Logic

The type of logic that tends to get employed in extremely stupid arguements usually involving one person being a stubborn ass about something and refusing to do a thing just for the sake of refusing. Usually they have no real reason for why they are arguing with you, and won't be able to back up their position.

See also the "I'm leaving and taking my ball with me" mentality
Dude 1: Have you tried sushi?
Dude 2: No, I haven't
Dude 1: Oh, you should, its really good, i think you'd like it, not even all of it is raw fi--
Dude 2: NO. I will NOT try sushi, and the fact that you keep bugging me about it makes me want to try it EVEN LESS.
Dude 1: Ah, man, that is some serious elementary school logic right there.
by Ryan Sprinkle June 6, 2007
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elementary school boner

A boner so large, but yet so misunderstood that young school students take pride when getting one.
no way, I heard jack and sally got to see Andrew's elementary school boner under the swing set.
by Chaintokers February 19, 2017
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Elementary school Slang

Just like Middle school slang or high school Slang
This is school slang at Elementary school
That Is Childish Elementary school slang you are Using
by 459395 March 9, 2022
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Olympic View Elementary School

Ah shit. Where the fuck do I even begin with this school? For one, you have egirls who are like five thinking they have asses and shit but they really don't. The school's genuine editing is pretty bad, worse then Peter Griffin's 'you have ****' song.

THERE ARE.. So many factors in consideration. Those Duty people are pretty uhh, bad. You could get in trouble for the most bullshit reason. When you're in fourth grade, avoid Ms. I.

is the man named Mr. P. - Don't get me started about him. Homie hated people wearing Backwards Caps, and took them. Man, how the FUCK does Mr. P. have fucking authority like that?? It seems the school staff was desperate for power. It's why I avoided doing risky shit. And when I did, I usually got away with it.

Treated you like a fucking child entirely. Pretty fucking sad. Why treat fucking 4th, 5th, and 6th graders like their 2 year olds? Take them seriously, which they DIDNT do. If you were to walk, just plainly walk to line, you get chastised. They are hellbent on trying to shape you into something you aren't and NOT wanting to be.

What also pisses me off a bit is the fact that they 'help' when you don't need it.

In the end, the schools a 0/10 for me. Sure it looks 'nice' but they are so many factors you needa learn. Most of them are DOUCHEBAGS.
Johnathan: "Yo, what school are you going to after you leave here for sixth?"

Kayden: "Olympic View Elementary School for like a month then homeschooling."

Johnathan: "Good luck, that fucking school's bullshit."
by thuggies wuggies April 13, 2021
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Warwick elementary school

The sucky elementary that the stupid principal of 2019 changed it (im not spelling that long of the stupid principle). She takes people ideas that’s she shut down, she like to take away theme songs and make her, her own. And take away all the Traditions, and we all know that the teachers Secretly hate her. Oh and where detention after school is aloud and like a prison.
See that girl on Jamison road, I heard it’s Warwick elementary school and really sucky. I wish I would never be there
by Unknown (insta person_ak) November 14, 2019
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sacred heart elementary school

Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.
Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school

Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad
by Hopesbrownies68 October 16, 2017
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St.Bernards Elementary School

The most useless school ever to exist on the earth. Full of brats and saucy youngsters. Some rude ass teachers along with a train wreck of a gym teacher.
by VapeOnGary6969 December 24, 2018
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