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Discreet Newsletter

Similar to a reach around, this is the sexual process of tickling a partner's genitals (inclusive of ball fondling and cheeky fingering) but from a side angle or around a corner (the sneakier the better). The aim being that it's like sneaking local news, spam or junk mail into someone's letterbox which provides mutual, but secret, satisfaction that A. They've delivered news and B. You've received something you like but don't want to publicly disclose.
Last night I was at a house party and I slipped my girlfriend a discreet newsletter in the kitchen.

My boyfriend didn't look impressed in the club so I gave him a discreet newsletter.
by BLeford September 5, 2025
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Discreet sir

A person that is a man and is cool but also not cool but mostly cool
by Babysharkdoodo June 16, 2021
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