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Clintorius

Clintorius is the brand new fragrance of Hillary Clinton. It can be described as an aromatic combination of mackerel and tuna fish. It can be purchased at any fine bait and tackle shop.
"A spritz of Clintorius a day, keeps the voters away!"

"Hillary's Clintorius: Nothing smells quite like it!"
by Lanzalou March 30, 2008
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Clitorial Tutorial

The process of teaching a unexperienced guy the in's and out's during his first sexual encounter (with a woman).
"Girl he had no idea what he was doing, I had to give him a clitorial tutorial"
by Indychk August 16, 2005
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clintonitis

"How the hell could you support Hillary Clinton? She wants to pull out of Iraq without even cleaning up our mess."

"Dawwh.. I got dis ting, clintonitis."
by ryanmeebs February 18, 2008
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post-clitoral orgasm

a type of orgasm that goes beyond Freud's definition of the mature vaginal orgasm. Clitoral orgasms were considered immature and a married woman was expected to achieve a "mature orgasm" , meaning a vaginal orgasm, when having sex with her husband. The post-clitoral orgasm is a contextual understanding of the four types of orgasm that a woman is actually capable of achieving.
the ability to physically experience a post-clitoral orgasm in which the woman achieves; clitoral, vaginal, cervical, and g-spot orgasms simultaneously.
by Dr. Sexpert November 4, 2010
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clitorasaurus

"I was going down on a girl and she had a massive clitorasaurus!"
by aross December 26, 2008
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clitorapuncture

Acupuncture that focuses on the clitoris.
My acupuncturist is great but she says she won't do clitorapuncture.

Anyone know a good clitorapuncturist in this town?

Does Blue Cross & Blue Shield cover clitorapuncture?
by jacobhottberry December 9, 2010
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Clitopia

Clitopia; noun, a utopian society where all of the nerves in the human body are as sensitive and easily stimulated as the clitoris. Organism are as common as the average house fly and everyone is in constant pleasure.
Hey Sean, I just had a dream I lived in Clitopia, my bed sheets soaked in semen.
by BigBodaciousBalls August 7, 2014
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