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chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
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Bum Chum

Bum Chum is frequently used when you're angry and don't want to swear however i don't recommend saying it around school or your parents. That was the slang version, heres the actual definition of a Bum Chum, an actual Bum Chum means a crumb / chum that falls out of your buttocks after you urinate or poop.
"Oh Bum Chum!" said Dave as he accidentally dropped a hammer on his toe.

"Oh, i just dropped one of my Bum Chums!'' explained the man that just had a poop.
by hArri3tbutt3rf13ld April 1, 2024
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