Bradenton FL

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

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by Bradenton September 4, 2021

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Bradenton

Bradenton FL home to where old ladies pee and shit in bags because their cocaine addicted illiterate sons don’t know how to fix their toilets and leave it to rot until it’s smells like Kamala Harris asshole and old ladies go to red lobster and ask for pots of water.

Mother:honey can you fix the toilet I really need to go

Son:yeah I’ll do it tomorrow

Mother:thank you honey.

3 months later
Mother: Whatever ima just shit in this bag till this house smells like moby dicks anal cavity

Man fuck Bradenton

by Bradenton September 4, 2021

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Derived from "bro" or "bra", brazellin is used to identify a friend. Usually used by close friends to make life easy by calling everyone "brazellin"

Created in Pasadena, California, during a sesh on a famous balcony.

"Whats up brazellin?"
"Not much man, just t'in some b's."

by ronnipalooza January 24, 2008

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brazellin

Derived from "bro" or "bra", brazellin is used to identify a friend. Usually used by close friends to make life easy by calling everyone "brazellin"

Created in Pasadena, California, during a sesh on a famous balcony.

"Whats up brazellin?"
"Not much man, just t'in some b's."

by ronnipalooza January 24, 2008

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