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E.C.S.B.T.D

A "Eustace Clarence Scrubb Before The Dragon"
This references a bothersome and unfriendly character in The Chronicles of Narnia, who shows up in The Voyage of the Dawn Treader," "The Silver Chair," and "The Last Battle."

Eustace was quite a bore and very tedious to everyone before he was turned into a dragon and learnt his lesson.
"My brother is being a real E.C.S.B.T.D today, he keeps lecturing me on the British Consul!"
by NarniaHead September 22, 2025
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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021
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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z

this is the american alphabet for my 3 yr olds
The word a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z means hello
by psuedyon November 22, 2022
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t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s.

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.
by Gangster Anonymous April 6, 2014
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t.m.b.w.i.h.e.s.

This is a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym for T.he M.ost B.eutiful W.oman I. H.ave E.ver S.een

This is not an acronym that can be used on every hot,sexy,beautiful woman that you see daily or multiple times daily in many many different women. This is as I stated a ONE TIME USE ONLY acronym used when you have not only laid eyes on,but have talked and gotten to know a woman of such irresistability in terms of Gorgeousness-ness, of such beauty, of such intrigue, intelligence,persevereance,strength,compassion,empathy, of such raw amazing desirability that you will have no doubt she is the one that you will use your ONE TIME ONLY USE of this acronym on.

Let it be clear that if you are true in your thoughts and motives,it will not even be a passing thought or idea to ever bestow this acronym on but only one woman,your T.he M.ost B.eautiful W.oman I. H. ave E.ver S.een,on the outside,but more importantly the inside Beautifulness-ness-nessisness of her.
While watching Pitch Perfect after a fun day of goofing off and acting a fool, she was laying in my lap,I stared at her while her eyes were closed and realized she was The Most Beautiful Woman I Have Ever Seen,and to avoid looking corny and/or embarrasing myself, I told her she was T.M.B.W.I.H.E.S. with no explanation of its meaning.
by Gangster Anonymous March 16, 2014
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What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"
by HaltMan May 22, 2025
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rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.
by Omnibender February 22, 2011
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